After a decade writing in Los Angeles, Melanie Hatfield now resides in her hometown of Kansas City, where she enjoys luxuries she couldn't afford in California, like food and shelter. While in the not-so-wild-anymore west, she developed kick-ass writing skills and wrote her first novel, Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword, to incorporate her two favorite genres of comedy and fantasy. You can connect with her on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and Goodreads.
War is hell, but peace is torture. Fayna the Fearless and Audraine the Insane are Questers who survived battle. That was a year ago, and the memories haunt them. When a dragon from that war returns to threaten their home, they must overcome their past in order save the ones they love.
This is a stand alone novel set in the world of Kingdom of the Snark. Available now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.
This is a stand alone novel set in the world of Kingdom of the Snark. Available now at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.
Tina the Terrible is dead and buried, but her ghost still haunts Princess Azedeh. The future queen longs for a life of action, but cannot risk exposing the truth behind her double life. When a magical enemy threatens her kingdom, she must learn how to protect the land without the disguise.
Duty and Honor is the fourth and final installment of The Chronicles of Turrack series, now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, and Smashwords.
Duty and Honor is the fourth and final installment of The Chronicles of Turrack series, now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, iTunes, and Smashwords.
The Ties That Bind (The Chronicles of Turrack Book 3)
As her assassin persona of Tina the Terrible, Princess Azedeh has conquered treacherous foes and even death. Now she faces her most terrifying challenge: picking a future king. When her parents host the traditional Royal Pairing Ball, Azedeh feels the heat of social expectations breathing down her neck. When her alter-ego’s persona complicates matters, a loved-one becomes tangled in the consequences.
The Ties That Bind is third book in The Chronicles of Turrack series, now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iTunes and Smashwords.
As her assassin persona of Tina the Terrible, Princess Azedeh has conquered treacherous foes and even death. Now she faces her most terrifying challenge: picking a future king. When her parents host the traditional Royal Pairing Ball, Azedeh feels the heat of social expectations breathing down her neck. When her alter-ego’s persona complicates matters, a loved-one becomes tangled in the consequences.
The Ties That Bind is third book in The Chronicles of Turrack series, now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iTunes and Smashwords.
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Smoke and Mirrors (The Chronicles of Turrack Book 2)
Under the guise of Tina the Terrible, Princess Azedeh fights evil within her kingdom. When an impostor uses Tina’s persona to murder the wealthy, she must investigate before another innocent life is taken. Her pursuit takes a turn when she discovers the impostor may be a victim who idolizes the violent justice Tina enforces. Our heroine must find a balance between violence and peace, or be killed by her own devices. Smoke and Mirrors is the second book in The Chronicles of Turrack series, now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, iTunes and Smashwords. Blades of Blood (The Chronicles of Turrack, Book 1) How far would you go to protect the ones you love? Princess Azedeh, heir to the throne of Turrack, slays the evil in her kingdom under the guise of Tina the Terrible, the most feared assassin in the land. When a creature of dark magic terrorizes her home, she must journey to a dangerous land to stop it at the source. As she encounters more magical beings on her quest, she must determine whom she can trust—and a wrong decision will cost the princess her life. Blades of Blood is the first book in The Chronicles of Turrack series, a fantasy action-adventure drama for ages 15 and older. Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and Smashwords. 
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Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword
If a whimsical fantasy like The Hobbit was written with the adult oriented humor of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you would have Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword, the first in a series of humorous fantasy.
Renee the Righteous is a young Quester who must find the long-lost Sword of Power to save her people. When at last she thinks her quest for the sword is at an end, she discovers a catch: it takes two people to claim the blade, not one, so she needs a Questing Partner for help. Too bad Renee never bothered to make any friends on her journey, and she has to put her trust in a stranger. She thinks she has found the perfect Questing Partner in Guy Smokes, a hapless Assistant Barkeep always willing to help anyone with heaving bosoms. However, Guy might just change his mind after they are attacked by lustful nun assassins and lethal men in green cloaks. Will Renee be able to claim the Sword of Power, or will she and her Questing Partner be slain instead?
Journey to a land where men are women, women are men and unicorns are jerks in Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword, being the first part of the Righteous Trilogy.
What people are saying about Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword:
"I found myself being charmed by this. Renee the Righteous is quite fun, and a heroine worth rooting for. The writing itself is often very solid, and the plot and pacing are pretty much spot on."--Judge, Writer's Digest Self-Published e-Book Awards
"I loved this book! It was so funny, but actually had an interesting plot also! The tone was light and, as you can guess, very snarky. But not in an overly obnoxious way. More like a clever satire that made me chuckle throughout."--Indie Book Reviewers
"Melanie Hatfield is a talented writer and one with a great imagination, which is probably the best combination of skills a writer can possess."--ARoleModel Reviews
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo and iTunes.
If a whimsical fantasy like The Hobbit was written with the adult oriented humor of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, you would have Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword, the first in a series of humorous fantasy.
Renee the Righteous is a young Quester who must find the long-lost Sword of Power to save her people. When at last she thinks her quest for the sword is at an end, she discovers a catch: it takes two people to claim the blade, not one, so she needs a Questing Partner for help. Too bad Renee never bothered to make any friends on her journey, and she has to put her trust in a stranger. She thinks she has found the perfect Questing Partner in Guy Smokes, a hapless Assistant Barkeep always willing to help anyone with heaving bosoms. However, Guy might just change his mind after they are attacked by lustful nun assassins and lethal men in green cloaks. Will Renee be able to claim the Sword of Power, or will she and her Questing Partner be slain instead?
Journey to a land where men are women, women are men and unicorns are jerks in Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword, being the first part of the Righteous Trilogy.
What people are saying about Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword:
"I found myself being charmed by this. Renee the Righteous is quite fun, and a heroine worth rooting for. The writing itself is often very solid, and the plot and pacing are pretty much spot on."--Judge, Writer's Digest Self-Published e-Book Awards
"I loved this book! It was so funny, but actually had an interesting plot also! The tone was light and, as you can guess, very snarky. But not in an overly obnoxious way. More like a clever satire that made me chuckle throughout."--Indie Book Reviewers
"Melanie Hatfield is a talented writer and one with a great imagination, which is probably the best combination of skills a writer can possess."--ARoleModel Reviews
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo and iTunes.
Kingdom of the Snark: Three Snarky Tales
If you enjoy fantastical tales of adventure, bravery and chivalry, then you should seek such yawn fests elsewhere. Kingdom of the Snark: Three Snarky Tales is a collection of three short stories featuring characters from the off-kilter fantasy comedy novel Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword.
If you must know more about each tale before you depart from your hard earned coin, dear readers, then you shall find what you seek in the details below:
A Tale of Fayna the Fearless—Fayna the Fearless’ career as a Quester is put to an end when her father arranges her to wed the youngest son of the “Crazy Cat Queen” of Kanuta. When Fayna bails, the Crazy Cat Queen kidnaps her father and threatens to marry him instead. Can Fayna save her father from such a dreadful twist of fate, or shall the Crazy Cat Queen’s cuddly minions slay her in the process?
A Tale of Gerald the Generous—On his first real quest, a young Gerald the Generous assists a seasonal Quester named Randall the Rambunctious, whose sword was stolen by a tricky wizard. Being new to the questing profession, Gerald messes up the sword’s rescue mission and the wizard ensnares both Questers. The wizard trades them to a giant, who plans on using the youth for sport and the elder as an aphrodisiac. Can Gerald get his act together and save the day, or shall poor Randall be mashed up and licked off a horny giant’s unmentionable body parts?
A Tale of the Lord Asher Dark—If there is anything the Lord Asher Dark loves more than himself, it is gold. When Renee the Righteous requests his help to save her Questing Partner from the golden goblins of Mt. Mountain, he leaps at the chance... if only so he can pocket the goblin’s treasure for himself. A surprise attack from the Rabid Rainbow Rabbits separates him from Renee’s protection, and the Lord Asher Dark finds himself in the thick of the goblin’s lair. Can the Lord Asher Dark escape with the gold, or shall he find himself in a goblin stew with Renee’s Questing Partner?
So have a pint, stuff some weed in your pipe and enjoy these Three Snarky Tales.
What people are saying about Three Snarky Tales:
"Melanie Hatfield's Kingdom of the Snark: Three Snarky Tales, a follow-up to The Quest for the Sword, continues on in much the same vein. You know what you're in for from the illustration of the unicorn on the cover. Hatfield again managed to win me over with this one, despite my usual aversion to funny fantasy."--Judge, Writer's Digest Self-Published e-Book Awards
"This is a lighthearted collection of stories that will keep you chuckling from beginning to end! If you need something, as we all do from time to time, to take you away from the many cares of the day, this easy to read and funny little book should do the trick." – Amazon Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords and Kobo
If you enjoy fantastical tales of adventure, bravery and chivalry, then you should seek such yawn fests elsewhere. Kingdom of the Snark: Three Snarky Tales is a collection of three short stories featuring characters from the off-kilter fantasy comedy novel Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword.
If you must know more about each tale before you depart from your hard earned coin, dear readers, then you shall find what you seek in the details below:
A Tale of Fayna the Fearless—Fayna the Fearless’ career as a Quester is put to an end when her father arranges her to wed the youngest son of the “Crazy Cat Queen” of Kanuta. When Fayna bails, the Crazy Cat Queen kidnaps her father and threatens to marry him instead. Can Fayna save her father from such a dreadful twist of fate, or shall the Crazy Cat Queen’s cuddly minions slay her in the process?
A Tale of Gerald the Generous—On his first real quest, a young Gerald the Generous assists a seasonal Quester named Randall the Rambunctious, whose sword was stolen by a tricky wizard. Being new to the questing profession, Gerald messes up the sword’s rescue mission and the wizard ensnares both Questers. The wizard trades them to a giant, who plans on using the youth for sport and the elder as an aphrodisiac. Can Gerald get his act together and save the day, or shall poor Randall be mashed up and licked off a horny giant’s unmentionable body parts?
A Tale of the Lord Asher Dark—If there is anything the Lord Asher Dark loves more than himself, it is gold. When Renee the Righteous requests his help to save her Questing Partner from the golden goblins of Mt. Mountain, he leaps at the chance... if only so he can pocket the goblin’s treasure for himself. A surprise attack from the Rabid Rainbow Rabbits separates him from Renee’s protection, and the Lord Asher Dark finds himself in the thick of the goblin’s lair. Can the Lord Asher Dark escape with the gold, or shall he find himself in a goblin stew with Renee’s Questing Partner?
So have a pint, stuff some weed in your pipe and enjoy these Three Snarky Tales.
What people are saying about Three Snarky Tales:
"Melanie Hatfield's Kingdom of the Snark: Three Snarky Tales, a follow-up to The Quest for the Sword, continues on in much the same vein. You know what you're in for from the illustration of the unicorn on the cover. Hatfield again managed to win me over with this one, despite my usual aversion to funny fantasy."--Judge, Writer's Digest Self-Published e-Book Awards
"This is a lighthearted collection of stories that will keep you chuckling from beginning to end! If you need something, as we all do from time to time, to take you away from the many cares of the day, this easy to read and funny little book should do the trick." – Amazon Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords and Kobo
Kingdom of the Snark: Tragedy in the Wine Cellar
As noted by the not so humble narrator in Kingdom of the Snark: The
Quest for the Sword, the monastery of Quaal defended their home and their lives from the nunnery in what was known as the War of the Nuns. There used to be many books filled with poems and songs that go on and on (to the point of driving a reader to tears) which explained how they survived. Unfortunately(or fortunate for those who cannot endure such poetic tortures), most of these pages were lost to the ages: some books were lost, others went up in smoke when the buildings they were housed in caught fire, and some were merely misplaced somewhere and never found again. On one occasion of note a keeper’s cousin ran out of the tissue of ass wiping and thusly a few chapters were lost to his cheeks. However, a few pages did survive the above tribulations, and the Tragedy in the Wine Cellar is one of those tales.
Sister Ferriera, Mother Superior, and her army of nuns have attacked the monastery’s steeple during their evening prayer service. The monks and their adopted Questers-in-training are quickly surrounded and face certain death. Their only hope lies within two of their best teenage fighters. Unfortunately, Joel the Brave convinced Renee the Righteous to ditch the service and have some inebriated fun in the monastery’s wine cellar. When the murderous nuns make their way through that underground maze, it is the two warriors who are in need of rescue. Can Renee and Joel save themselves in time to rescue the monastery, or will everyone die a terrible death at the hands of horny nuns? Good thing there is plenty of wine to go around.
Kingdom of the Snark: Tragedy in the Wine Cellar is a short story which chronologically takes place between chapters two and three of Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword. Although it was written in the style of a “ye old” fantasy, it was made to be enjoyed by adults.
What people are saying about Tragedy in the Wine Cellar:
"All of her work that I have read is lighthearted and laugh out loud funny. It's a wonderful change of pace for me from the heavy and thought-provoking stories and books that I typically read." - Amazon Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes& Noble, Smashwords and Kobo.
As noted by the not so humble narrator in Kingdom of the Snark: The
Quest for the Sword, the monastery of Quaal defended their home and their lives from the nunnery in what was known as the War of the Nuns. There used to be many books filled with poems and songs that go on and on (to the point of driving a reader to tears) which explained how they survived. Unfortunately(or fortunate for those who cannot endure such poetic tortures), most of these pages were lost to the ages: some books were lost, others went up in smoke when the buildings they were housed in caught fire, and some were merely misplaced somewhere and never found again. On one occasion of note a keeper’s cousin ran out of the tissue of ass wiping and thusly a few chapters were lost to his cheeks. However, a few pages did survive the above tribulations, and the Tragedy in the Wine Cellar is one of those tales.
Sister Ferriera, Mother Superior, and her army of nuns have attacked the monastery’s steeple during their evening prayer service. The monks and their adopted Questers-in-training are quickly surrounded and face certain death. Their only hope lies within two of their best teenage fighters. Unfortunately, Joel the Brave convinced Renee the Righteous to ditch the service and have some inebriated fun in the monastery’s wine cellar. When the murderous nuns make their way through that underground maze, it is the two warriors who are in need of rescue. Can Renee and Joel save themselves in time to rescue the monastery, or will everyone die a terrible death at the hands of horny nuns? Good thing there is plenty of wine to go around.
Kingdom of the Snark: Tragedy in the Wine Cellar is a short story which chronologically takes place between chapters two and three of Kingdom of the Snark: The Quest for the Sword. Although it was written in the style of a “ye old” fantasy, it was made to be enjoyed by adults.
What people are saying about Tragedy in the Wine Cellar:
"All of her work that I have read is lighthearted and laugh out loud funny. It's a wonderful change of pace for me from the heavy and thought-provoking stories and books that I typically read." - Amazon Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes& Noble, Smashwords and Kobo.
Kingdom of the Snark: An Affair with Wizards
The zany New Adult fantasy/comedy adventure series continues in Kingdom of the Snark: An Affair with Wizards, being the part of the trilogy where everyone gets laid.
The failure of Renee the Righteous’ quest for the Sword of Power tortures her conscience. Desperate to find another way to save the monks who raised her, Renee has no choice but to convince her enemies of the Dark Castle to become her allies. Shall Renee ever succeed in saving the monastery of Quaal, or is it already too late?
Meanwhile, Guy Smokes treks back toward his village with a broken heart. When a mysterious maiden and a talking tigress beg for his help, Guy tries to push his bitterness out of his heart to become the hero he desires to be…only to anger the wizard out the get the maidens. Shall the misery of love lost prevent Guy from moving on with his life, or shall he be roasted alive?
Welcome back to a land where wizards are insane, nuns are wicked and unicorns are bigger jerks in Kingdom of the Snark: An Affair with Wizards.
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo.
The zany New Adult fantasy/comedy adventure series continues in Kingdom of the Snark: An Affair with Wizards, being the part of the trilogy where everyone gets laid.
The failure of Renee the Righteous’ quest for the Sword of Power tortures her conscience. Desperate to find another way to save the monks who raised her, Renee has no choice but to convince her enemies of the Dark Castle to become her allies. Shall Renee ever succeed in saving the monastery of Quaal, or is it already too late?
Meanwhile, Guy Smokes treks back toward his village with a broken heart. When a mysterious maiden and a talking tigress beg for his help, Guy tries to push his bitterness out of his heart to become the hero he desires to be…only to anger the wizard out the get the maidens. Shall the misery of love lost prevent Guy from moving on with his life, or shall he be roasted alive?
Welcome back to a land where wizards are insane, nuns are wicked and unicorns are bigger jerks in Kingdom of the Snark: An Affair with Wizards.
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, Kobo.
A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious (Novella)
Randall the Rambunctious is a mighty (but aging) Quester known by the maidens of Quaal for his moniker—and that is the way Randall likes it. His fun loving lifestyle comes to a sudden halt when his brother forces him back to his home kingdom of Turrack under the command of the king and queen. The royal couple orders Randall to rescue their stuck-up daughter from mutant dandelions bent on taking the kingdom for their own. Can Randall save a princess he does not actually care about and return to his care-free loving ways, or shall everyone perish at the petals of man-sized dandelions?
A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious is a stand-alone novella in the Kingdom of the Snark series. Where's what readers are saying about Randall:
"A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious has it all — action, romance, loyalty, family drama, excitement, cuteness. It has a period feel with its kingdoms, questers, and language. It is creative. I mean, who has ever heard of mutant dandelions traveling through the ground, popping up wherever they need to be. I could see these dandelions. I could see the battles."--Every Free Chance Book Reviews
Now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords and Kobo!
Randall the Rambunctious is a mighty (but aging) Quester known by the maidens of Quaal for his moniker—and that is the way Randall likes it. His fun loving lifestyle comes to a sudden halt when his brother forces him back to his home kingdom of Turrack under the command of the king and queen. The royal couple orders Randall to rescue their stuck-up daughter from mutant dandelions bent on taking the kingdom for their own. Can Randall save a princess he does not actually care about and return to his care-free loving ways, or shall everyone perish at the petals of man-sized dandelions?
A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious is a stand-alone novella in the Kingdom of the Snark series. Where's what readers are saying about Randall:
"A Tale of Randall the Rambunctious has it all — action, romance, loyalty, family drama, excitement, cuteness. It has a period feel with its kingdoms, questers, and language. It is creative. I mean, who has ever heard of mutant dandelions traveling through the ground, popping up wherever they need to be. I could see these dandelions. I could see the battles."--Every Free Chance Book Reviews
Now available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords and Kobo!
Three More Snarky Tales (A Short Story Collection)
Oh, brave Sir Knight! Be wary if ye venture into this second short story collection from the Kingdom of the Snark series. Yea, verily, one does not merely wander into the dragon’s den and emerge un-BBQ’d, but perhaps fortune shall be on ye side.
Three More Snarky Tales contains the following stories:
1) A Tale of Haag the Honorable and Caleb the Calculating: Haag the Honorable, a Quester raised in the monastery of Quaal with Renee the Righteous, is given the task of supervising Lieutenant Lival, who lost his soul and will obey any command given to him. When Haag’s childhood buddy, Caleb the Calculating, decides to have some fun with the easily manipulated lieutenant, he puts all of their lives at risk when his antics raise the deadly ire of Kirk the Smirk.
2) A Tale of Tina the Terrible: Tina the Terrible only has twelve years of life under her belt, so she has a lot to prove if she hopes of becoming the deadliest assassin in the Kingdom of Turrack. Anxious to move up in the profession, she challenges the man who currently holds that title to an assassin’s battle of the death. Tina quickly discovers that she is in over her head, and the death that ends the fight may be her own.
3) A Tale of Audraine the Insane: Audraine the Insane has lived a comfortable life from the wealth she earned from her only quest, but her heart yearns for another adventure. When Fayna the Fearless enters the Riff Raff Tavern requesting help to find a lost Quester, Audraine is eager to take up the challenge… if only Fayna were so enthusiastic to even have Audraine tag along. Desperate for a friend, Audraine sets out to prove herself while saving the day—if she does not end up in the belly of a dragon.
If that leaves ye unsatisfied, there is also a sneak preview of Kingdom Smackdown, being the third part of The Righteous Trilogy.
So kick up your boots, take of swig of ale and try to swallow these three Snarky tales, available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and Smashwords.
Oh, brave Sir Knight! Be wary if ye venture into this second short story collection from the Kingdom of the Snark series. Yea, verily, one does not merely wander into the dragon’s den and emerge un-BBQ’d, but perhaps fortune shall be on ye side.
Three More Snarky Tales contains the following stories:
1) A Tale of Haag the Honorable and Caleb the Calculating: Haag the Honorable, a Quester raised in the monastery of Quaal with Renee the Righteous, is given the task of supervising Lieutenant Lival, who lost his soul and will obey any command given to him. When Haag’s childhood buddy, Caleb the Calculating, decides to have some fun with the easily manipulated lieutenant, he puts all of their lives at risk when his antics raise the deadly ire of Kirk the Smirk.
2) A Tale of Tina the Terrible: Tina the Terrible only has twelve years of life under her belt, so she has a lot to prove if she hopes of becoming the deadliest assassin in the Kingdom of Turrack. Anxious to move up in the profession, she challenges the man who currently holds that title to an assassin’s battle of the death. Tina quickly discovers that she is in over her head, and the death that ends the fight may be her own.
3) A Tale of Audraine the Insane: Audraine the Insane has lived a comfortable life from the wealth she earned from her only quest, but her heart yearns for another adventure. When Fayna the Fearless enters the Riff Raff Tavern requesting help to find a lost Quester, Audraine is eager to take up the challenge… if only Fayna were so enthusiastic to even have Audraine tag along. Desperate for a friend, Audraine sets out to prove herself while saving the day—if she does not end up in the belly of a dragon.
If that leaves ye unsatisfied, there is also a sneak preview of Kingdom Smackdown, being the third part of The Righteous Trilogy.
So kick up your boots, take of swig of ale and try to swallow these three Snarky tales, available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and Smashwords.
Kingdom of the Snark: Kingdom Smackdown
The adventure comes to its long-winded conclusion in "Kingdom of the Snark: Kingdom Smackdown," being the part of the tale where the entire kingdom comes together for one final epic battle.
Transition never goes smoothly for Renee the Righteous. Just as she is about to be crowned as the queen of Quaal, Sister Ferriera attacks her castle with her wicked army of nuns. Renee escapes but must return with an army of her own to save the monks. Cut off from the people who could aid her, she has no choice but to once again call upon the help of Guy Smokes on her quest… but will he be so willing to provide assistance after what happened last time?
Guy has his own problems to deal with, after all. The nuns destroyed his home village of Mudville and took Pac prisoner in their not-so-secret lair. He sets off to the Caves of Sorrow to save her, but will he succeed with Renee the Righteous’ company holding him back? Perhaps Pac can rescue herself with her growing magical powers, if she can dodge Zephyr and the Soothsayer determined to put her soul into her proper body.
Will Renee ever defeat Sister Ferriera? Will Guy ever get a lady he can keep? Will this story ever actually end, or shall it continue on and on into a 30 book series? Make one last journey to a land where unicorns shall always be jerks at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.
The adventure comes to its long-winded conclusion in "Kingdom of the Snark: Kingdom Smackdown," being the part of the tale where the entire kingdom comes together for one final epic battle.
Transition never goes smoothly for Renee the Righteous. Just as she is about to be crowned as the queen of Quaal, Sister Ferriera attacks her castle with her wicked army of nuns. Renee escapes but must return with an army of her own to save the monks. Cut off from the people who could aid her, she has no choice but to once again call upon the help of Guy Smokes on her quest… but will he be so willing to provide assistance after what happened last time?
Guy has his own problems to deal with, after all. The nuns destroyed his home village of Mudville and took Pac prisoner in their not-so-secret lair. He sets off to the Caves of Sorrow to save her, but will he succeed with Renee the Righteous’ company holding him back? Perhaps Pac can rescue herself with her growing magical powers, if she can dodge Zephyr and the Soothsayer determined to put her soul into her proper body.
Will Renee ever defeat Sister Ferriera? Will Guy ever get a lady he can keep? Will this story ever actually end, or shall it continue on and on into a 30 book series? Make one last journey to a land where unicorns shall always be jerks at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and Smashwords.
My Boss is a Zombie (A Short Story)
Elizabeth Grayson’s job as an assistant for an entertainment law firm in Beverly Hills was a living nightmare. She thought she was finally free when her boss, Harold Berkowitz, died of a sudden heart attack…until he was regenerated as a zombie and made her job even worse. It doesn’t help her when Harold decides he should only eat A-list celebrity brains. Can Elizabeth save their celebrity clientele from Harold’s hunger or will she find herself on his dinner plate?
What people are saying about My Boss is a Zombie:
"This short story was HYSTERICAL!! I LOVED IT!! Even the exaggerations were really not that far off the mark. This is one of the best zombie stories I've read in a while and the characters were great."--Smashwords Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and Kobo
Elizabeth Grayson’s job as an assistant for an entertainment law firm in Beverly Hills was a living nightmare. She thought she was finally free when her boss, Harold Berkowitz, died of a sudden heart attack…until he was regenerated as a zombie and made her job even worse. It doesn’t help her when Harold decides he should only eat A-list celebrity brains. Can Elizabeth save their celebrity clientele from Harold’s hunger or will she find herself on his dinner plate?
What people are saying about My Boss is a Zombie:
"This short story was HYSTERICAL!! I LOVED IT!! Even the exaggerations were really not that far off the mark. This is one of the best zombie stories I've read in a while and the characters were great."--Smashwords Customer Review
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Smashwords, and Kobo
